Our first time at this nautical venue, and we're a little scared. We scare easily! Nicky told us scary, hurtful stories about this place!! I'm not sure if I should bring my shoes and glasses..Oh well, I guess we are gonna have to bring both barrels!!!! The honorable Dave Steffen will be joining us to tear down the walls of fear and denial, and build the bridges of rockonization that is needed to conquer the masters of disaster!!! I know you know what I'm talkin' about (cuz I don't..), so all you rockaholics get out for the Sunday sermon of pure unadulterated, dyed-in-the-wool, real McCoy, unabated, foot loose and fancy free, light-up-the-town, down-to-the-wire, close to the edge, round-the-corner, balls to the wall, rockbottom, pure-as-the-driven-snow (but you drifted...), locked up tight, cuttin' the rug, kick out the jams, trip the light fantastic, bull by the horns, ass in a sling, up shits creek, up to here!!, right in your eye, take this job and shove it, womanizing, man handling, by the book, atom smashing, mudslingin', firestartin', marriage ending, hemp smokin', hog washin', jug totin', knee knockin', teeth nashin', rigor mortis-izing, space and time bending, bible thumpin', oil spewin', cyclops eatin', barn burnin', gator smackin', best in show, once-in-a-lifetime, back to the wall, gut wrenchin', just the facts maam, bone splittin', skull crackin', fits-like-a-glove, I've fallen and I cant get up, earth shatterin', heart breakin', bleeding, crushing, stomping, fold, spindle, and mutilating, eve of destruction, bad-to-the-bone, take off your pants and jackit, mob scene, hero worshippin', wheres your Moses now see?, rip-roarin', mercury risin', bitch slappin', climax fakin', grave robbin', if this guitar was to bite me..., chicken whackin', shit kickin', horse stealin', side windin', take -off-yer-clothes-and-stay-awhile rockalific jamitization!!!!